Today I travelled to a new world. Well for me anyway. The world of tattoos. Went to Exmouth Market and had one stabbed onto my back.
Lots of people have asked me what having a tattoo feels like. Well the process involves having a needle stabbed repeatedly into your skin by an Australian man named Miles, so if you can imagine having a needle stabbed repeatedly into your skin then that's what it's like.
When I die I shall insist that that section of skin is removed and made into a lampshade. Then I shall bequeth it to one of my stupid friends. In doing so I will , literally, light up their lives as I undoubtedly did when I was alive. Undoubtedly.
Nutter. What does it say?
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