Just made on offer on a flat.

If that gets accepted I'm moving in and I'll be able to post some more regular crappy posts instead of hardly any crappy posts. These will take the form of hilarious observations of Britain and my fellow Britons' behaviour. Oh yes. We're just as daft/irritating/bastardy/cretinous/occasionallly lovely, as everyone else on this lonely world, spinning endlessly through the vast cold, empty reaches of space to no avail whatsoever.