The happy couple.

Cardboard boxes containing wedding chocolates

One of the tiniest girls in the office got married at the weekend and the following Monday, gave everyone some chocolates in these rather alarming boxes. Naturally I ate them in about 3 seconds flat including a small sliver of ( I assume) paper  that you weren't supposed to eat. I ate it anyway.
What's with the teeth? Everything else is quite sweet. Little feet, nice tits, funny little flies "detail" and western eyes but great big gnashers. A row of giant incisors. That's right, bloody gargantuan Hamspsteads.

Oh, our Chinese cousins and their ways.

Over the weekend, I ran for five miles, ate vegetables and had two excellent naps (well a nap and a pre-nap, nap) and only managed three pints. In a word healthy. So I went to The Blue Frog last night and had a Swiss Cheese Burger and two well earned pints of Tiger. Oh boy. The Blue Frog? Blue Heaven more like.
Was going to go to The Chalet but The Frog has two for one burgers on a Monday night. You get the picture.